A Chinese Take on the Baseball Metaphor for Sex and Dating

Well sex as far as I'm concerned is penetration. No double standard here - but baseball has always been a man sport so I'm assuming that men came up with all these wonderful terms.

Urban Dictionary: bases of dating

Although this wasn't what "House" referred to, Urban Dictionary lists fifth base as anal sex. Hence, the idea is that you should progress through the bases in a relationship in much the same way. Picked off When your sexual activity is interrupted by a third party such as a parent, roommate or child , you are said to have been picked off. Actually, in my high school years, the worst thing the teachers and principal were concerned about is whether or not we were going to "boo" the other team at the football games.

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The "Four Bases" System Is Everything Wrong With How We Talk About Sex

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How to Tell if You're In a Situationship. Hell, you can get really good at it with practice. By Chelsea Hawkins. Fondling Third Base: I was standing over the counter, engaged in some kind of food prep for some reason I did not have a shirt on , and all of a sudden I felt these hands on my neck.

Home run Fourth base is the act of penetrative intercourse. Walk A walk is considered a sympathy base and is typically reserved for first base only. We start out standing on the shore of the sea of love. Most variations of the meme were sweet: Kissing Second Base: Take It Out of the Bedroom. Posted March 13, Culture Like Follow Follow.

I'd consider it. I was just trying to equate it to what CK said. Last night we rounded all of the relationship bases and got a grand slam-kissing, groping , oral sex and ANAL! What happened with you and Riley?